Swimming Simulator 2013 Game Review

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Published on March 1, 2014 6:57:45 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSnkUnHcjso

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The PINNACLE of hydro-based gaming. Many great games HAVE swimming physics, but it takes a true classic to make the entire game about this aspect, and then make it fun! I am proud to say SS 2k13 did not disappoint. When I first heard this game existed I jumped from my chair, grabbed my purse, and sped to the nearest GameStop, ignoring all traffic laws. Running into the store, I pushed aside a middle aged woman asking the guy at the counter if they sell "Mile Craft." I ripped my purse from my pajama pocket, threw it on the counter, and stared at the Gamestop employee menacingly. As our eyes locked, our souls intertwined and for that short instance...me and this acne-ridden teenager were one. He nodded at me, ducked under the counter, and came up with a brand new Collector's Edition of Swimming Simulator 2013. This literally just happened.

The Game: http://gamejolt.com/games/strategy-sim/swimming-simulator-2013/20110/

Other Simulations I've reviewed: Duck Sim 2008/2013, Room Simulator 2014, Tree Simulator 2013, Plant Simulator 2013, Soda Drinker Pro (Soda Drinking Simulation), Goat Petting Simulator, Fly Simulator 2014, Rail Cargo Simulator, Airport Control Simulator, Road Works Simulator, Bungee Jumping Simulator, Blasted Simulator, Boyfriend Training Simulator, VirtualBus, Simulator, Heavy Weight Transport Simulator, Advanced Lawnmower Simulator, Watch Paint Dry (paint watching simulator), Tree Simulator 2013, and many more.



Why listen to me over bigger water-based athletes like IGN, Gamespot, Gamespy, Giant Bomb, Destructoid, or GameTrailers? Well, I don't just review games from the eyes of a technical, professional Michael Phelps. I also review games from the perspective of an actual Aquaman.