TheReviewSpace AJ Laughs CRAZY! Sid RETURNS! Raw 6/25/12 Review
0Raw June 25 2012 Recap Review:
Wassup y'all, welcome to da ReviewSpace//
I'm bout to review Raw, last night's showcase//
We get the intro, it's Vickie Guerrero//
She might be a fellow or a small hippo//
Or a skitzo, a villainous character//
I guess she's Raw's new General Manager//
First match up, Punk/Kane/Bryan//
This match sucked, they ain't even tryin//
Like what the hell, these three again?//
I'd rather see Brock return and beat some sense//
To Vince McMahon, cuz the booking blows//
No wonder noone watches these wrestling shows//
They say don't stick your d*ck in crazy//
face it, crazy bitches ain't sexy//
This gimmick stinked like shit from the Jumpoff//
AJ's cute but this chick can f**k off//
Anyway, Big Show vs Brodus Clay//
I wish both these muffukaz just go away//
I'd rather see Naomi and Cameron dancin//
On my lap bumpin and grindin like a hurricane blastin
I'm smackin//My f**kin forehead in an utter disappointing
fashion//like Kane sayin I'm not boyfriend material//
and hearin ol' AJ forcing a laugh in the scenario//
Of course I won't be interested in this, I'm just sayin yo//
I'd rather be watchin something else like Pokemon//
Than watch Jack Swagger turn jobber to Santino bum//
Now we get a segment, Cena Jericho//
Welcome back to Chris he left like a second ago//
Oh well, at least he can still hack it//
And you gotta love those glowing light brite
jackets//
Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Heath Slater//
I'm-the guy who got-beat-up by Big Van Vader//
But-another one returned and His mind's so sick//
This time, powerbomb Mr. Sycho Sid//
Now we got Alberto Del Rio Dolph Ziggler//
Sheamus interrupts, I'm just like whatever//
They can go triple threat, man I don't give sh*t//
Cuz Sheamus sucks d*ck as the heavyweight champion//
I'd rather see...Vickie...Guerrero wearin a bikini//
or sombrero, with nothin else//
bucknekid! Adam and Eve in the forest//
rockin fedoras//I'm pimpin like Eddie in Camaros
cuz I'm da baddest!//MUFFUKA!
As far as the rest of the night....
Big Show....John Cena...Chris Jericho....
It's not even worth mentioning....
F this....wrestlin sux...
ReviewSpace...peace....