Rex Ronan Edutainment Game | Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon Gameplay | CDPOG
0We delve deep into madness with another wonderful edutainment game on the SNES, REX RONAN: EXPERIMENTAL SURGEON.
Rex Ronan is another horrible, shambling excuse for an "educational" videogame from the fine people at Raya. You know, the folks that brought us Bronkie
See Bronkie video here and weep openly -
https://youtu.be/LHooHpUpWho
In this Rex Ronan Gameplay video we navagate the inside of someones butt blasting all the butt germs inside. And apparently butt germs look like robots from that horrible Disney movie the Black Hole. But seriously you play as a surgeon who is totally rad, and gets shrunk down inside someone body like that Dennis Quaid movie. Or that episode of Futurama with the worms. Either way.
Rex Ronan is a very poorly made side scroller where you blast the bad things inside a person that smoking created. Such as TAR. Or NICOTINE. Or SPACE ROBOTS. Ugh, just typing all this is giving me flashbacks to when we made this episode. This episode is like 5 months old, and its been festering in my computer... kind of like LUNG CANCER. But really, cancer isn't funny. Just this horrible excuse for a game is.
Wikipedia describes Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon thusly:
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Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon is an educational action video game developed by Sculptured Software and published by Raya Systems for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. The game teaches players about the hazards of smoking tobacco cigarettes. The initial development of the game received support from the US Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality. It is a part of educational video game series from Raya that includes Captain Novolin, Packy and Marlon and Bronkie the Bronchiasaurus.
Jake Westboro is a man with it all: wife, a kid and a house in the suburbs. He also has a job with the Blackburn Tobacco Company. As a result of smoking since he was 15, Jake is dying from the cigarettes that he once sold; the player must help the near-microscopic surgeon Rex Ronan travel inside of Jake's body and remove tar, nicotine, precancerous cells, and other health hazards that are preventing Jake from speaking to the world about the hazards of tobacco. If the player (Rex Ronan) dies from the evil microbots that were sent by the tobacco company, so does the patient (Jake.)
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This game has it's heart in the right [place, which is coincidentally stage 7, so with that being said I rate it 13 butt robots out of 13.