The Witcher 3 [Gameplay #25] - I Say I'm Dead And I Move [Death March Difficulty]
Have you ever wondered just how bad I am at playing The Witcher 3? WELL, *THIS* IS HOW BAD I AM AT PLAYING THE WITCHER 3!
All of these deaths are from one continuous gameplay session and a single location on the world map. It took me a total of 40 attempts to clear out the bandit hideout in question, and this is by no means an unusual situation during my time with this game. Getting this bad requires actual skill, and I'm thus quite proud of my stubborn refusal to learn actual attack patterns, upgrade my equipment, put the appropriate oils on weapons as well as work out more elaborate strategies for using Signs. Because, you know, that would be too much like *work*, I guess? Unlike the trail of tears which resulted in this montage, that is... I still like Witcher 3, in many ways, but it also drives me completely mad (partly because of bad controls, but the rest is all my fault for sure).