DON'T BUY UNLESS YOU'RE MAIDENLESS! A Funny Samurai Maiden Micro-Review
2A funny Samurai Maiden Review in 30 seconds by a sarcastic Canadian who talks fast and GENUINELY tries not to hate the things you love. No spoilers and transcript included in description.
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Transcript:Samurai Maiden.
Well, maiden is right in that the maidenless are the only people this game is hoping to attract with its very, very specific art style. Odds are the name is all you need to know if you’re the type of audience that will buy it, regardless of whether the game is a lesbian wank pillow disguised as a musou brawler or a musou brawler disguised as a lesbian wank pillow. Beat up piles of copy-pasted enemies with all the enthusiasm of a freshly gassed lawnmower but what I really want to know is why Oda Nobunaga is a demon again? How many times is this now? Why you gotta do my boy dirty like that because honestly, I think, and Takeshi Kaneshiro would probably agree, that Japan needs to give a little more respect for the man who put an end to the warring states and brought the country into a period of unification and prosperity. Or, at least he tried.