Game:

Army Men: Sarge's Heroes (1999)

Duration: 5:38

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Can barely remember anything of this one, but if the video's anything to go by then the game wasn't exactly engrossing, or worth focusing on.

Just run around and shoot stuff... normally this sort of game is something I thrive on, but then the gameplay here just didn't hold my attention long enough to make my efforts worthwhile.

Come on, I try to blow myself up with a mortar before even learning how the fucking weapon handles! Not even the Flamethrower can entice me into giving a fuck, because it looks more like some sort of pesticide weapon.

Ugh, a needless minefield, a deplorably positioned enemy tank, and then freedom... sort of. You can tell I wasn't really paying attention too, because I destroyed my own helicopter on sight. How's that for dedication?

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