Game:

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1988)

Duration: 4:47

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Recorded this a couple of nights ago, was originally longer but the file was somewhat damaged. REJOICE; that means only one attempt instead of the original three.

OH CHRIST.

Truly, one of the worst games to disgrace our universe...

I shall attempt to analyse this game.

Within seconds, it is painfully apparent that Jekyll is an opressed homosexual (lolgay); the other men reject his advances by speeding past, and in most cases attempt to blow him.

...

Up. Blow him up.

What adds to this theory is that Jekyll's own tries at touching women in suggestive ways (poking them in the ass with his stick) causes him great mental anguish, and the kids, completely aware of Jekyll's preferences, taunt him with rocks (and presumably, shouts of "fucking faggot!").

Even the animals despair at the presence of Jekyll and his homosexuality, and proceed to attack him viciously!

It all becomes too much for him to take, and he collapses... whisked off to live a fantasy of being a macho man in the form of Hyde, a beast of a human with all the ferocity and violent nature that Jekyll strives for!

However, Jekyll's limp-wristed mincing nature prevails; he is unable to unleash his wrath sufficiently enough, and his Hyde fantasy is eventually beaten down by none other that a flute-wielding fairy.

How fucking appropriate.