Drunken NES Gaming - FrankenStein!
5Yes, 'FrankenStein'. That's what the title screen says. Not 'Frankenstein' or 'Frankenstein - The Monster Returns'.
...FrankenStein.
Well seeing as we're already off to such a promising start (and we all know what sort of promises too), we can begin by watching the monster display his numerous abilities:
- Flight!
- Window smashing!
- Surfing on flames!
- Laughing in an unconvincing manner!
Then the game begins. Watch as our hero, the unknown warrior known only as 'WANK', goes forth on his quest to rescue the incredibly pixellated Emily from the clutches of Frankenstein...
...and performs incredibly badly, failing miserably in his mission.
Moral of the story: if you need a warrior to save a random girl, don't hire this useless dickhead.
Oh, and yes, the monster in this is called Frankenstein. Christ, does nobody know the... fuck it, nobody will take any notice anyway.