Five Nights at Freddy's 1 Song 8 Bit Remix (2.0)
22hey bros, happy almost halloween. you didn't think i'd get festive for halloween, eh? think again, my boy. maybe this year i'll actually do a christmas special.
i cannot believe that after all this time there is actually a fucking five nights at freddy's movie. here's a cool fact for you just to make you feel as old as i do: the first fnaf game came out ten years ago come next august. fuckin' hell, man. i'm not near being that old at all but shit like that makes me feel like i'm a hundred years old. the first avgn video will be 20 years old come 2026. anyways, yeah, fnaf. by now im sure everyone who lurks in any capacity on discord (inb4 "eggo discord is gay and you are too manly and cool for that gay shit" i really only use it to talk to personal friends and a small handful of online guys who are cool, i dont do any of that gay shit that a lot of discord users fall in to) has already seen the embed upload of the entire thing floating around. i haven't watched it yet but people i know who've seen it haven't exactly been the biggest fans of it. i think the people in charge really fucked up with the direction in which the movie went. the people who were around to remember when the first game came out are near legal adulthood at youngest and in their 30s-40s at oldest. of course there will always be a new crop of children on the internet to buy tickets and whatever but i think in limiting themselves in terms of the actual horror content by making it pg-13 they've in some way alienated the chaps who really only kinda still care about the series and would only go and see it for the novelty. they could have leaned a lot harder in to the campy 80s horror style and had a bunch of practical blood effects n shit and that would have made me a hell of a lot more inclined to watch it than i am as of now. now i'm not saying that it would need excessive gore, i may be an edgy cunt but i don't need insane gore and rape or whatever the fuck to enjoy a horror thing, just a little bit on on screen practical blood would have been appreciated. i might still watch it. maybe i'll turn it on while doing stuff later, i dunno. i greatly appreciate that they did decide to do practical effects for a lot of it. people irl that i know keep complaining about the animatronics not looking good and honestly i genuinely think they're either just parroting something they read online or they forgot how they looked in the original game. all of the animatronics look fucking fantastic and i don't get what the gripes are with them beyond muh inaccurately colored eyes. springtrap looks like shit, though. i wonder if kids now even know this bit of fnaf history. like obviously the tlt fnaf 1 song will always be huge in some capacity, but i genuinely don't know if kids now seek out this classic anymore. if you are a small child first of all please leave - these descriptions are not for children and the bitch boy pussy chiptune creators are down the hall and to the left (sorry that was rude) - but before you do can you comment in proper/non-broken english if you actually knew about this song prior to the movie? i'm out of the loop in near every regard to modern culture or whatever shit kids are in to now, so i genuinely. like of course kids still like five nights at freddy's, if that weren't the case i wouldn't be seeing fnaf merchandise at fucking walmart anymore. then again i guess walmart sells a lot of stuff most people would consider obsolete. walmart is nice. it's quite clean and there are [edgy joke i cannot say without worrying about someone reporting me]
just in case you wanted papa eggo's objectively correct fnaf game ranking out of the ones that i have played then it would go something like:
1 ANGLED BRACKET OPENING LEFT 4 ANGLED BRACKET OPENING LEFT 2 EQUALS SIGN 3 MULTIPLE ANGLED BRACKETS OPENING LEFT 6
so now not only is the angled bracket bit officially a running gag, but also you now know which games are good and which are bad (6 is the only truly bad one). i haven't played 5 or ucn and security breach was so bad that it doesn't even belong on a proper list. i very legally got the game on to my device of choice and got the glitch where the new freddy's chest doesn't open up and softlocks you and deleted the game immediately. what a fucking shit idea for a fnaf game. scott should have let it die after 4, which had the perfect ending for the series. i never touched 5 because i fucking hate the designs and ucn looks straight up bad.
also looking for more song suggestions, so let me know if there's any cool shit. i may or may not actually do it depending on how much i like the piece but i always appreciate suggestions :)
currently transcribing cliffs of dover by eric johnson because i like eric johnson. might upload that to the community tab via a google drive link if anyone wants to see it when it's done because i don't think i'd put it up as a full video.
have a wonderful day, gentlemen.
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