Trying to sneak around the central block doesn't go so well when everyone is shooting ink that way, particularly when my Sploosh-o-matic doesn't reach much past my toes. But, hey, we have Beakons out for a quick return. I poke my nose around the wall and accidentally gun for the Squiffer that splatted me, before running around trying not to get splatted myself. The tactic works rather well, and the purple team are splatted by my squidmates and the Splat Zones captured.
I destroy a nearby Beakon, sitting next to it just in case someone was on their way, before looking for more. I think one should be near but can't find it, so push up to look for another, when the Squiffer appears. They pop a Bubble and I force them in and out of it, before the Dapplie Dualies, hopped up on goofballs, spoils my fun.
I use a Beakon to get back again, and sneak around the side and up the back to hunt inklings. I spot a Beakon, which splats the Squiffer by chance when I destroy it. Another Beakon doesn't have that luck, but I catch the Explosher from behind, and the drop-rolling Splatana Stamper. That gives us some breathing space, which I use to push further forwards. The Squiffer is unlucky enough to feel my Sploosh-o-matic one last time, and I don't get much further before the battle is won. Woomy!
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