What If Venom and Deadpool?(What If Volume 9 Issue 5) #whatif #marvel
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What If Venom and Deadpool. Deadpool is hired by Galactus to assassinate the Beyonder for replacing his backside with MODOK. He tracks him down, but is drawn into his partying and instead hangs out with him. As they cruise in his flying car, Peter attacks Beyonder for the events that led to the symbiote attaching to him, but singer Billy Ocean blasts him through the window, causing the symbiote to detach and Peter to fall to his death. The symbiote reenters and attaches itself to Deadpool's head, which suits him just fine. Years later, Beyonder gets bored and leaves to find himself. In response, Venompool sells Tony to AIM, then tries to join several hero groups but is turned down due to his hairstyle. Which the clanging of a belltower finally rids him of. He tries being a hero, but gets no attention. A police offer tells him to join the latest Secret Wars event, but he's shamed by a fanboy Sentry and leaves in disgust. He goes back to trying to assassinate Beyonder, only to find he's dating his former symbiote hair and, on a talk show, reveals she's pregnant. Where Galactus announces he's the father, leading to him and the Beyonder brawling it out and destroying Earth. Thus Venompool uses the retcon expungifier to erase both from existence and reverse their actions. A hit movie is made of Venompool's story, but he's not happy other heroes are still getting attention, thus he kills them all and takes over the world, plastering his face everywhere so he's inescapable. But he still feels unfulfilled. He realizes he has to dedicate himself to becoming a better person and feeling good about himself. So instead erases the entire universe. This was a lot of fun! Obviously, it's a comedy story presented with the Deadpool humor his comics are famous for, and it's one of the funniest Deadpool stories I've read! And I recommend you read it too. If just for the ever-changing Watchers.