| 1. | DON'T BUY THIS GAME! A Funny Valkyrie Elysium Micro-Review (Half a Conversation) | 317 | Review | VALKYRIE ELYSIUM
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| 2. | WORSE THAN DIABLO 4? One Sentence Remnant 2 Review (no spoilers)! | 256 | Review | Remnant II
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| 3. | TODAY, PLAY THIS INSTEAD OF STARFIELD! (Cyberpunk 2077 2.0 One Sentence Review) | 223 | Review | Cyberpunk 2077
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| 4. | MAAYBE BUY THIS GAME? A Funny A Plague's Tale: Requiem Micro-Review (Half a Conversation) | 130 | Review | A Plague Tale: Requiem
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| 5. | WAAAGH FUN! A Funny Warhammer 40K Shootas, Blood & Teef Micro-Review (Half a Conversation) | 121 | Review | Warhammer 40,000: Shootas, Blood & Teef
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| 6. | ELDEN RING IS BETTER? One Sentence Lies of P Review (no spoilers)! | 104 | Review | Lies of P
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| 7. | 5 Reasons Like a Dragon: Ishin IS A MUST-PLAY MASTERPIECE! (and 1 it isn't...?) | 82 | Review | Like a Dragon: Ishin!
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| 8. | DON'T BUY THIS GAME! A Funny The Diofield Chronicle Micro-Review (Half a Conversation) | 73 | Review | The DioField Chronicle
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| 9. | EVEN AVATAR FANS WILL HATE THIS! One Sentence Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora Review (no spoilers)! | 154 | Review | Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora
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| 10. | Hellblade: Senua (the series) never DESERVED the success it got! | 53 | | Senua's Saga: Hellblade II
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| 11. | THIS GAME SUCKS GOOD! One Sentence Hi-Fi Rush Review (no spoilers)! | 50 | Review | Hi-Fi RUSH
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| 12. | JUST PLAY THE ORIGINAL! A Funny New Tales From the Borderlands Micro-Review (Half a Conversation) | 43 | Review | New Tales from the Borderlands
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| 13. | MESSED UP GAME! One Sentence Pikmin 4 Review (#pikmin4 no spoilers)! | 39 | Review | Pikmin 4
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| 14. | RETRO FILTH! A Funny SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake Micro-Review | 38 | Review | SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake
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| 15. | ONE SENTENCE REVIEW of Miasma Chronicles for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series XS, PC | 34 | Review | Miasma Chronicles
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| 16. | One Sentence AVATAR: FRONTIERS OF PANDORA Prediction for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S, PC! | 33 | Review | Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora
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| 17. | Every Vampire Game You SHOULD BE PLAYING instead of V Rising! (on PS5) | 33 | | V Rising
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| 18. | NINTENDO'S BIGGEST MISTAKE! One Sentence Super Mario RPG Remake Review (no spoilers)! | 33 | Review | Super Mario RPG
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| 19. | 60 Seconds to Tell You Why The Final Fantasy 7 Remakes Are Already DOOMED (Half a Conversation) | 32 | | Final Fantasy VII Remake
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| 20. | One Sentence Pikmin 4 Prediction for Nintendo Switch! | 31 | | Pikmin 4
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| 21. | THE DIGITAL MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX WAS RIGHT? A Funny COD: Modern Warfare 2 Review (HaC) | 31 | Review | Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II
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| 22. | 5 Reasons Gotham Knights IS BETTER THAN CRITICS (IDIOTS) SAY! - and 1 it isn't (Half a Conversation) | 29 | Review | Gotham Knights
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| 23. | What playing Destiny 2: The Final Shape is REALLY like for newbs! | 30 | | Destiny 2
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| 24. | Flintlock: The WORST Fake Souls-like of 2024? | 42 | | Flintlock: The Siege of Dawn
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| 25. | HOW TO MAKE GREAT GAMES, ADVICE BY NINTENDO! (Super Mario Bros. Wonder One Sentence Review) | 28 | Review | Super Mario Bros. Wonder
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| 26. | ACTUAL LOL STRATEGY GAME? A Funny Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope Micro-Review (Half a Conversation) | 26 | Review | Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope
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| 27. | (PROBABLY) BUY THIS GAME? A Funny Tales of Symphonia Remastered Micro-Review | 26 | Review | Tales of Symphonia
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| 28. | DON'T PLAY THIS GAME! A Funny Overwatch 2 Micro-Review (Half a Conversation) | 26 | Review | Overwatch 2
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| 29. | The BIG Problem with Kingdom Hearts No One Wants to Admit! | 32 | | Kingdom Hearts III
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| 30. | MAKE METROID GREAT AGAIN! A Funny Metroid Prime: Remastered Micro-Review | 25 | Review | Metroid Prime
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| 31. | GREAT GAME RELEASED OUTTA NOWHERE! A Funny Hi-Fi Rush Micro-Review | 24 | Review | Hi-Fi RUSH
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| 32. | 5 Reasons Monster Hunter Rise IS WORTH BUYING EVERYWHERE! (and 1 it isn't...?) | 24 | Review | Monster Hunter Rise
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| 33. | DON'T BUY THIS DEPRESSING GAME! A Funny Dwarf Fortress Micro-Review | 24 | Review | Dwarf Fortress
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| 34. | The REAL Problem With Final Fantasy 14 You Won't Admit? | 24 | | Final Fantasy XIV
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| 35. | 5 Reasons Legend of Heroes Is BETTER Than Final Fantasy? | 28 | | The Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak
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| 36. | The Truth About Zenless Zone Zero (Why It's Probably Spyware) | 27 | | Zenless Zone Zero
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| 37. | 5 Reasons IN 4 YEARS Mount and Blade 2: Bannerlord IS WORTH BUYING EVERYWHERE! (and 1 it isn't...?) | 23 | Review | Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord
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| 38. | GAME IS FOR JERKS! One Sentence Baldur's Gate 3 Review (no spoilers)! | 21 | Review | Baldur's Gate III
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| 39. | 5 Reasons Pokemon Scarlet & Violet IS THE WORST POKEMON SINCE RED & BLUE! (Half a Conversation) | 20 | Review | Pokémon Scarlet and Violet
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| 40. | I'M NOT RACIST BUT-- A Funny Spider-Man: Miles Morales Micro-Review on PC (Half a Conversation) | 19 | Review | Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales
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| 41. | SEGA WORSE THAN ROCKSTAR? Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth Teaser - click link for full review! | 22 | Review | Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth
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| 42. | One Sentence Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun Review for All Platforms! | 17 | Review | Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun
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| 43. | 5 Reasons Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty SUCKS CHINESE MONKEY BALLS! (and 1 it doesn't...?) | 17 | Review | Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty
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| 44. | SQUARE, STOP MAKING GAMES! A Funny Forspoken Micro-Review | 17 | Review | Forspoken
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| 45. | 5 Reasons Resident Evil 4 (Remake) IS STILL GREATEST OF ALL TIME! - and 1 it isn't? | 17 | Review | Resident Evil 4
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| 46. | DON'T MISS THIS GAME! A Funny Sifu Micro-Review | 16 | Review | Sifu
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| 47. | 5 Reasons Diablo 4 WILL FAIL! - based on the BETA/Server Slam (and 1 it won't?) | 16 | Review | Diablo IV
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| 48. | BUY IT FOR TIFA'S TITS! A Funny Romancing Saga Minstrel Song Remastered Review (Half a Conversation) | 16 | | Romancing SaGa
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| 49. | Why The Legend of Heroes: Trails Series Is A Mess? | 16 | | The Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak
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| 50. | I DON'T SEE A DIFFERENCE! A Funny Witcher 3 Next-Gen Upgrade Micro-Review | 15 | Review | The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
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| 51. | Is Outriders the Best Looter Shooter YOU DIDN'T PLAY? | 16 | | Outriders
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| 52. | BETTER THAN SUPER MARIO BROS. WONDER? (One Sentence Sonic Superstars Review) | 17 | Review | Sonic Superstars
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| 53. | 5 Reasons The Callisto Protocol IS NOT A HORROR GAME! (and 1 it is...?) | 14 | Review | The Callisto Protocol
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| 54. | AMERICAN POLICING EXPLAINED! One Sentence RoboCop: Rogue City Review (no spoilers)! | 14 | Review | RoboCop: Rogue City
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| 55. | ONLY WORTH BUYING ON NINTENDO SWITCH! A Funny No More Heroes 3 Micro-Review (Half a Conversation) | 13 | Review | No More Heroes III
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| 56. | 5 Reasons Wartales is the SHITTY MEDIEVAL LIFE-SIM YOU ALWAYS WANTED! (and 1 it isn't?) | 13 | Review | Wartales
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| 57. | BUY THIS FOR $10 OR YOU'RE DUMB! (Resident Evil 4 Remake: Separate Ways One Sentence Review) | 13 | Review | Resident Evil 4
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| 58. | IT'S A UNICORN GAME! A Funny Evil West Micro-Review (Half a Conversation) | 13 | Review | Evil West
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| 59. | 5 Reasons Persona 3 Portable IS STILL WORTH PLAYING TODAY! (and 1 it isn't...?) | 13 | Review | Persona 3 Portable
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| 60. | One Sentence SONIC ORIGINS PLUS Review for All Platforms! | 12 | Review | Sonic Origins
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| 61. | THIS GAME IS LITERALLY STUPID! One Sentence Star Ocean: The Second Story R Review (no spoilers) | 44 | Review | Star Ocean: The Second Story R
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| 62. | One Sentence BALDUR'S GATE 3 Prediction for PlayStation 5, PC! | 12 | Review | Baldur's Gate III
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| 63. | MAAYBE BUY THIS GAME? A Funny Grounded Micro-Review (Half a Conversation) | 12 | Review | Grounded
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| 64. | BETTER THAN OCTOPATH TRAVELLER! - A Funny Live A Live Micro-Review | 11 | Review | Live A Live
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| 65. | 40K RPG FANS STAY AWAY! One Sentence Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader Review (no spoilers)! | 20 | Review | Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader
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| 66. | 5 Reasons Persona 5 Royal IS GAME OF THE YEAR IN 2022 - and 1 it isn't (Half a Conversation) | 11 | Review | Persona 5 Royal
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| 67. | ONE SENTENCE Blood Bowl 3 Review! | 11 | Review | Blood Bowl 3
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| 68. | 5 Reasons Bayonetta 3 IS WORTH BUYING A NINTENDO SWITCH FOR - and 1 it isn't (Half a Conversation) | 10 | Review | Bayonetta 3
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| 69. | WHO'S THIS GAME MADE FOR? A Funny Pentiment Micro-Review (Half a Conversation) | 10 | Review | Pentiment
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| 70. | ONE SENTENCE REVIEW of The Legend of Heroes Trails into Reverie for PS5, PC and Nintendo Switch! | 10 | Review | The Legend of Heroes: Trails into Reverie
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| 71. | SONIC DOESN'T NEED YOUR MONEY! A Funny Sonic Frontiers Micro-Review (Half a Conversation) | 10 | Review | Sonic Frontiers
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| 72. | BETTER THAN STARFIELD, AT LEAST? One Sentence Alan Wake 2 Review (no spoilers) | 37 | Review | Alan Wake 2
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| 73. | WHY NEED A RE-RELEASE? A Funny Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot Micro-Review | 10 | Review | Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot
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| 74. | ONE SENTENCE REVIEW OF Horizon Forbidden West: Burning Shores for PS5 | 9 | Review | Horizon Forbidden West
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| 75. | TRASH POKEMON KNOCK-OFF! One Sentence Dragon Quest Monsters: The Dark Prince Review (no spoilers)! | 9 | Review | Dragon Quest Monsters: The Dark Prince
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| 76. | 5 Reasons Monster Hunter World is AWESOME (Half a Conversation) | 9 | | Monster Hunter: World
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| 77. | WHAT DO YOU SEE IN HER? A Funny Horizon: Forbidden West Micro-Review | 8 | Review | Horizon Forbidden West
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| 78. | 5 Reasons Tears of the Kingdom is THE WORST ZELDA SEQUEL! (and 1 it isn't?) | 8 | Review | The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
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| 79. | One Sentence WE LOVE KATAMARI REROLL + ROYAL REVERIE Review for All Platforms! | 8 | Review | We Love Katamari
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| 80. | 5 Reasons YOU SHOULDN'T BUY ONE PIECE ODYSSEY! (and 1 you should...?) | 8 | Review | One Piece Odyssey
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| 81. | ONE SENTENCE REVIEW OF Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster for PS4, Nintendo Switch and PC | 8 | Review | Final Fantasy
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| 82. | Which Persona RPG IS BEST, HUH? | 8 | Review | Persona 4 Golden
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| 83. | One Sentence FINAL FANTASY XVI Review for PS5! | 7 | Review | Final Fantasy XVI
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| 84. | ONE Sentence Armored Core VI Fires of Rubicon Prediction for All Platforms! | 7 | Review | Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon
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| 85. | 5 reasons Alan Wake 2 IS STILL NOT WORTH BUYING ANYWHERE! (spoiler-free review) | 8 | Review | Alan Wake 2
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| 86. | NOT WORTH YOUR MONEY? One Sentence Starfield Review (no spoilers)! | 7 | Review | Starfield
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| 87. | ONE SENTENCE REVIEW of WWE 2K23 for Playstation, Xbox and PC | 7 | Review | WWE 2K23
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| 88. | 5 Reasons AEW: Fight Forever IS (almost) THE BEST (wrestling) RPG EVER! | 7 | Review | AEW: Fight Forever
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| 89. | 5 Reasons Jedi: Survivor IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO GAMING! (and 1 it isn't...?) | 7 | Review | Star Wars Jedi: Survivor
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| 90. | 5 Reasons Double Dragon Gaiden: Rise of the Dragons ISN'T WORTH BUYING ANYWHERE! (and 1 it is?) | 7 | Review | Double Dragon Gaiden: Rise Of The Dragons
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| 91. | GUESS This Game, WIN This Game! (Gaming Giveaway Mar. 22-25, 2024) | 7 | |
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| 92. | ONE SENTENCE REVIEW OF Weird West for Playstation 5 and Xbox Series X/S! | 7 | Review | The Elder Scrolls Online
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| 93. | 5 Reasons Horizon: Forbidden West is ALREADY A FAILURE (Half a Conversation) | 7 | | Horizon Forbidden West
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| 94. | Diablo's True Name is WHAT? | 7 | Review | Diablo IV
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| 95. | WAS IT WORTH THE HYPE? A Funny Elden Ring Micro-Re-Review | 7 | Review | Elden Ring
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| 96. | NEWBS, STAY AWAY! A Funny Destiny 2: Lightfall (Non) Review | 7 | Review | Destiny 2
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| 97. | What newbs playing Final Fantasy 14: Dawntrail is REALLY like! | 7 | | Final Fantasy XIV
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| 98. | YOU CANNOT LIE! - An Atelier Ryza 3: Alchemist of the End & the Secret Key Micro-Review | 7 | Review | Atelier Ryza 3: Alchemist of the End & the Secret Key
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| 99. | BETTER THAN RED DEAD REDEMPTION! One Sentence Vampire Survivors Review for Nintendo Switch! | 7 | Review | Vampire Survivors
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| 100. | YOU'RE ALL WRONG ABOUT THIS GAME! - A Funny Redfall Micro-Review | 6 | Review | Redfall
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